OUR TEAM

Worst Christian t-shirt knock-off you've ever seen?
"Abreadcrumb and Fish" is one of the most obnoxious rip-offs I've seen... Abercrombie and Fitch trademark.

If you could only have one super power, what would it be?
I guess flying, but with jetpacks or wings and not just jumping really high... Just the ability to fly and really fast.

Describe a situation that you Macgyver-ed your way out of.
I'm terrible with keys always forgetting where I put them, in the car, office etc... But usually able to get back in via credit card or wire hanger.

What is the most dangerous thing you've given a hug to?
Aaron Hhhhwhisner

Worst Christian t-shirt knock-off you've ever seen?
Worst? What are you talking about? This question should be - which is the greatest? Copying already bad pop culture is the coolest!

Least favorite band.
Counting Crows

What is the most dangerous thing you've given a hug to?
Sarah Sung.

Do you wear your sunglasses at night?
Always.

Worst Christian t-shirt knock-off you've ever seen?
Jesus Cola. It doesn't even make sense.

If you could fight any animal, what would you fight and why?
Probably a dragon... that way I could at least guarantee the most epic death possible.

If you were a tree and you fell in the woods, would you make a noise?
I'll never tell

What's your favorite word?
hoagie

If you could only have one super power, what would it be?
Jedi mind tricks...

How high can you jump?
About as high as my ankles.

What is the most dangerous thing you've given a hug to?
A baby bear... he scratched my finger and I thought I was going to die from tetanus!

If you were a cereal mascot, which one would you be and why?
The Lucky Charms guy